( ´_ゝ`) — teacher: so, for example, how did you start your...

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  • teacher: so, for example, how did you start your day?
  • me: woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
  • teacher: ok well, someone el-
  • me: found my way downstairs and drank a cup aND LOOKING UP I NOTICED I WAS LATE
  • class:
  • teacher:
  • me: FOUND MY COAT AND GRABBED MY HAT
  • teacher: you're not wearing a hat
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: MADE THE BUS IN SECONDS FLAT
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